MY ATTEMPT AT MAKING A RICH PERSON BUDGET WITH POOR PERSON MONEY

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MY ATTEMPT AT MAKING A RICH PERSON BUDGET WITH POOR PERSON MONEY  Trying to live like a billionaire with the funds of a broke person is the closest thing to modern-day magic. By magic, I mean the kind where your bank account disappears faster than your self-respect at a Black Friday sale. I embarked on this heroic journey with one goal: create a rich-person budget using poor-person money. Spoiler alert: the budget survived less than my last attempt at cooking rice. .
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