THE NOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR THAT ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED REAL GHOSTS

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 THE NOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR THAT ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED REAL GHOSTS 






You know you’ve officially hit the “broke and desperate” stage in Nollywood when a movie director starts treating financial investment opportunities like film scripts. This particular director, Mr. Onome, believed that if he could invest his time wisely, he could maximize his income potential — but instead of attracting investors, he attracted ghosts.

This man was shooting a horror movie titled “The Billionaire Cemetery.” Ironically, that name alone had enough financial keywords to make Google AdSense clap its digital hands. The movie was supposed to be about a rich man who refused to share his real estate investments after death — but things took a sharp turn when the director accidentally used a real coffin he bought on credit.

During the scene, the crew was supposed to chant fake incantations, but one broke actor who studied “Economics and Financial Management” decided to freestyle about compound interest, passive income, and business growth strategies. That’s how spiritual inflation entered the movie set. Suddenly, three actual ghosts appeared — all former bankers demanding loan repayment.

The director froze like Bitcoin during market crash. One ghost shouted, “You borrowed spiritual capital, and you didn’t sign the financial agreement!”
Another added, “Even the afterlife has credit card debt, my friend!”

By the time the crew realized what was happening, the sound engineer was already negotiating ghost insurance policies. One of the cameramen ran away but paused halfway to shout, “Boss, if these ghosts are real, we go monetize this on YouTube for passive income!”

The director fainted.

When he woke up, he went straight to a financial seminar to diversify his income streams and avoid any further ghostly investments. He started preaching about “the importance of budgeting, saving, and avoiding supernatural loans.”

His next film?
“Spiritual Banking System: When Ghosts Demand ROI (Return on Incantation).”

Now the man earns in dollars. His channel went viral in the U.S. and U.K. markets, attracting advertisers for credit cards, stock trading, and business loans. Even the ghosts signed endorsement deals — one now promotes “Afterlife Asset Management.”


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Moral of the story:

Before you start any business — physical or spiritual — make sure you understand financial literacy, online investment risks, credit management, and digital asset security. Because if you don’t…
you might just summon “real market spirits” who will chase you until you balance your monetary karma. 😂💸

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